The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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cry acid tears

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power drown in water

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!