the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to become black!

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!