The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to live.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to live.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!