- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power of being yourself

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to plank

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers