the power to tolerate alex simpson

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to breath at will.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!