The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have a power

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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i love to make shit brix

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the ability to look into your brain

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power of learning

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The power to die at will

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!