Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to have a power

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!