- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to burn the sun.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Pointless Super Powers