the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!