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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open
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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.
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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.
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The power to never finish what you sta...
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!
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The power of being negative all the time.
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead
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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
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The power to get hard at will.
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The ability to not slip on banana peels
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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht
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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!