The ability to part hair.

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i love to make shit brix

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the ability to look into your brain

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to die at will

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to plank

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!