The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop existing.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!