The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!