The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!