The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Justin Bieber

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!