- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have a atomic fart

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to shit without squinting.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The ability to not live forever

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Pointless Super Powers