The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see through glass

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!