The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have a power

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!