The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!