- Pointless Super Powers

The power to die

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to ignore useful information

Being able to fly in place.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to eat ass.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to kill yourself

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

X ray vision on chairs

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!