the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power of love

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!