The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!