the power to not have superpowers

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!