the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power of learning

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!