The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to lick your balls.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to not care.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to speak braille.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!