The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power drown in water

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!