The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!