The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!