- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to talk backwards

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to understand irony.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Pointless Super Powers