The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to troll.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!