- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to freeze ice

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers