The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!