The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!