The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The ability to fart pee.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to eat people :D

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!