the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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to make asians smart

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!