The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!