The power to get arrested

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to like any show

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!