The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to instantly die

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!