the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!