The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!