The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!