The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to not talk.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!