The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!