- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to grab a cats face

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to see through anything except air.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to glow... in the dark...

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to lick your elbow.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

Pointless Super Powers