The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!