- Pointless Super Powers

power to fart through your mouth

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

Having the power to stand still

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to bread toast!

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power of learning

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!