The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!