The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get arrested

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!