The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!