The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to speak braille.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!