- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

he power to make mistakes

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to ejaculate

The power to shit out toilet paper.

Pointless Super Powers