Acid tears.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!