- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be invisible when singing

Having the power of a normal human

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the power to fly, but only when you poop

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to bread toast!

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Pointless Super Powers