The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!