Super-slowness

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to be wrong

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!