The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!