The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!