- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

the power to instantly die

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to eat ass.

the power to kill yourself

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Pointless Super Powers