The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!