The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!