the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the powre to spel

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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the power to see the present

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the power to write comic books

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!